the.world.according.to.sal.

Howdy!!! I'm Sal from Boston, Ma. I like a lot of things, ya know, like... Dunkies, the Bruins, Bruce Springsteen, Airplanes, Workaholics, Jay-Z, avoiding responsibilities... i like Texas and Cape Cod. I think Cape Air should start a non-stop flight from Hyannis to Austin. Welcome to my blog.... it's a lot funnier than the actual me. #bless

finnharries:

This is why i love you Internet

(Source: mmmmnope, via pizza)

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

(Source: tempooooooooes, via pizza)

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

(via drarna)